Pearls of Wisdom

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29. January 2016 by swissfitchick

It’s been a small minute or a few months, depending on which calendar you fly with, since I graced this place with some of my wisdom for you to chuck down. I know, you’ve been waiting greedily and I am just about to fill in your needs. It’s amazing how many sexual innuendos happen unintended. #thatswhatshesaid I might be a walking contradiction at times, but some wisdom stays amazingly if not reliably consistent and true.

Wine at Sydney Cove, Friday evening Vibes, January 2016

Wine at Sydney Cove, Friday evening Vibes, January 2016

Weekend Breeze at Opera Bar, Sydney, January 2016

Weekend Breeze at Opera Bar, Sydney, January 2016

So grab your drink (dry cold white wine for me please – soulsister Bee makes me cheat on bubbles for real) and I am going to inflict upon you with my huge knowledge.

1.) Be an adult, mature and behave according to your age. If you feel you can’t do it, which I completely understand, do a #bumbump. It’s fun and I am sure it’s healthy too. With this chain we can give the ice bucket challenge a run for its money (OMG anyone remembers that ice bucket challenge……k, forget it NOW.)

2.) If your Momma is using your Facebook account to follow your shenanigans (cause she is overwhelmed and scared by her own account), don’t post all the shenanigans. Especially if you extended your tattoo which she explicitly forbid before you left for the trip. You can follow me on Instagram @fitswisschick and find a pic of it justsayin’

Look out to the bushes of the Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Look out to the bushes of the Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Rain Forest, Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Rain Forest, Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

3.) If you indulge, then eat Swiss chocolate. It’s decadent and decadent is where it’s at. If your indulgement is liquid, then of course I suggest wine or bubbles, but that’s a whole different taste discussion. I recommend not to drink Margarita from the can on a Baseball game in the Petco Park in San Diego. Liquid calories that are not even worth the process of processing them. They made me dizzy though which made me survive the rules explanations of Baseball by Laura (she knows it all. I am still clueless.). AND day drinking is fun. I love day drinking. It’s not exactly wise, but still. So much for my wisdom.

Blonde drinks Blonde, Ocean Beach, San Diego, May 2015

Blonde drinks Blonde, Ocean Beach, San Diego, May 2015

0.5 seconds one-hand-hold, 98 Riley St Gym, Sydney, January 2016

0.5 seconds one-hand-hold, 98 Riley St Gym, Sydney, January 2016

4.) Say no to Sex in a car. Trust me. And thank me later.

Stairs at Opera House, Sydney, January 2016

Stairs at Opera House, Sydney, January 2016

Opera House, Sydney, January 2016

Opera House, Sydney, January 2016

5.) Never pass on a bag of your favorite chips, truffles or even cheese. You will never get it back. I had my fair share of fights and tears (I grew up with a big brother, ‘nough said), so you may trust me on that one entirely.

Siblings, July 2015

Siblings, July 2015

6.) Engage with others and make friends when you travel. Unless you are on a classic tourist tour, sandwiched into a tiny bus with no exit and some not particularly interesting German speaking maniacs sit next to you. Then shut up and pretend to sleep. If someone starts talking to you, give it your all with the best Greek accent you can do. (Wishful thinking. Greek accent is the best. Supersexy also.) In any case, cover up your origin, solo for this time. A day can be very long. VERRRRY LONG.

Grilled Chicken with lettuce, pine nuts, tomatoes and feta

Grilled Chicken with lettuce, pine nuts, tomatoes and feta

Look out to Waterfall, Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Look out to Waterfall, Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

6.) Unplug and watch the sunrise and/or sunset. Instead of ‘wow, how beautiful….wait, fuck, WHERE is my phone, Insta, oh, filter, wait, ah, almost gone, wait, for Facebook…’ – soak up the moment and leave virtual insanity behind for a while.

7.) If you are Jamiroquai, then welcome to my blog. I recommend you leave a comment with your phone number, or are you on Tinder? Hang on, I am not on Tinder (anymore, I think). K, phone, pretty please.

Friday night lounging, Opera Bar, Sydney, 2016

Friday night lounging, Opera Bar, Sydney, 2016

Opera House Stairs, Sydney, January 2016

Opera House Stairs, Sydney, January 2016

8.) Don’t spit your chewing gum out of the window of a driving car. Just read the Intro of this post and you know why. Also, if five firemen race with sirens and blue light to your office because you burnt a package of microwave popcorn in the microwave (yes that is possible. No, fo’ real. Possible. At least in this world of mine.) it does not matter if you take off your high heels or not. You do not impress them either way, cause it simply is a blonde nightmare.

Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Blue Mountains, Sydney, January 2016

Blondes at Bondi, Sydney, January 2016

Blondes at Bondi, Sydney, January 2016

9.) YOUR TURN. Share your wisdom with me.

xxx,

Luce

6 thoughts on “Pearls of Wisdom

  1. Yes to unplugging and watching the world! I couldn’t believe how many people watched the Australia Day fireworks through the screen on their phone! Sad really!
    Always say yes to bubbles and cheese, that’s some good advice there which I will be us using!

  2. You most certainly should ave sex in the car if you’re road tripping late at night with someone special. Not that I would know. (Ask Vegas about this – she’ll turn SO red.)

    Avoid the malt beer at a baseball game, but learn to like craft beer. And NEVER pass on a trip-tip sandwich. Or a TV set selfie.

    Miss your face!

  3. I’m with you on this one, Lucie. No car sex, at least not in a standard. That gear shift can pop up in the most unexpected of places.🙂

    Love the pearls of wisdom and I adore the shot of you in San Diego drinking the blonde beer.🙂

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