13. August 2014 by swissfitchick
I spend way too much time typing on my iPhone. Prove: I press an A on my keyboard and wait until different versions of that letter appear (like ä, à, etc.). Or I keep on staring at my keyboard looking for emoticons. Alarming? Maybe.
It’s possible that I get so annoyed by my keyboard, that I spit my food on it.
I swear, I didn’t chew with an open mouth (don’t give me that look, Mom, I didn’t, I swear!!) – this nasty content of the cherry tomato sneaked out of my mouth somehow. Damn.
Did you ever have to sneeze while you had food in your mouth? I confess, this happens to me a lot. And then I have mashed and chewed chicken, avocado and salad or whatever I intend to swallow at that moment all over the place and in my NOSE. Gosh, wtf, sneeze. Always a bad timing. Believe me, salad dressing in your nose isn’t funny. Sorry if I created gross images in your brain now.
I actually remember the times when I drank coke, and all the carbon dioxide climbed up my nose. Anyone else experienced that? Such an awkward feeling, right? Ok, ok, I stop now!!! Sarrey.
Talking about sneezing – I will always be in love with this video:
Today is What I Ate Wednesday, so you get to stare at my food! Hello and welcome.
I promised to post the pics of last Friday’s dinner, so here we go and some more.
After finishing the prosecco in my kitchen, Jonas and me cycled to said restaurant, Viertel-Kreis. I had a simple salad with parmesan for starter, Jonas had…..gosh, I think I was a little over the tipsy state, but I can not really remember…..Ravioli? With Octopus. Yes, I think that was it. Anyway, I remember that I tried and it was to die for.
Oh, hang on, before the starter came we got to try this….err……tomato/olive bread? Oh damn, I am SO sorry!!! I realize just NOW that I obviously was a little drunk. Whatever, it was good. Really, I remember that. Thank God for pics, geezuz…..
But oh, the main course. It looks like my blood alcohol decreased when it arrived, cause I can definitely remember
almost every bite of this deliciousness. I ordered Angus Beef. It was supposed to be served with tagliatelle, but in traditional Lucie manner, I needed a special treatment and asked for the sweet potato puree and poached endives which I saw on the menu with a fishcourse. Perfection. That’s it.
We got to try homemade biscotti with our espresso (yeah, I drank coffee – now my drunkenness is official) – which I LOVED!! Greedy me, I grabbed 2 instead of just one. One cookie is no cookie, FACT.
Nontheless, it called for an alcohol free restweekend, on plan meals and meal prep. Here ya go:
Cherries. (yeah, just in case you don’t recognize them as cherries….. oh, I am SO funny.)
As mentioned on Monday, I created the biggest pile of Shrimp Tortillas on Sunday after my Benchmark success and Fran WOD. I used this flatbread and you can order it here if you are Swiss (no, I am NOT discriminating other countries, chill, man. But us poor Swizzies just can not afford those ridiculous shipping costs for products from the US! K?!)
I promise an ‘After-I-ate-a-mountain-of-tortillas-horizontal-style-on-couch-selfie’ next time. So you feel better if you do the same and look like a little child schschschschmearing all the food all over
your boobs yourself.
I also had chicken and salad and avocado. SSSSSO Exciting.
And raw cookies, plus baked cookies. No, that’s not on plan. Who cares if you can eat AMBROSIA in cookie form? Seriously, guys, if I haven’t made it clear in yesterday’s post – these cookies are better than
sex, or/and orgasms……than…..damn, I don’t find an appropriate word…..than….apples? Oh wow, more funny from me. Hell, I don’t know, they are just so good I nearly DIED from moaning and groaning and stuffing my face with cookie dough.
Did you ever have to sneeze while eating?
Did you ever spit cherry tomatoes all over the place? Or something else? Tell me. C’mon.
What was the last dessert you had?